Well I guess that I would be considered Smoochy in this post. An online colleague friend of mine, @BrentDPayne, tweeted the other day “death to anyone that blogs a screenshot of my SinglesNet.com”…I guess now that’s me.
Now technically up to this point I haven’t actually done what Brent D Payne said will no doubt have impending death and doom, which would be to post a screen shot of his SinglesNet.com profile (you need an account to see it unfortunately).
Since you need an account to view it, I suppose I should just post the screen shot here. Now before you have a look at it, let me tell you what I know about Mr. Brent D. Payne that you may, or may not find in the profile.
I’ve never met the guy personally. It seems to be a trend lately. So everything I tell you is true observation of the guy I (don’t) know. It all starts as the fault of a friend of mine, Lyndsay Walker. She managed to finally convince me to hop onto this Twitter craze. Can you believe it’s almost been a year? Well it has. Lyndsay made me follow people she knew and respected like Kristy Bolsinger, Kate Morris, Joanna Lord (all four of them make up the SMEXIES), Taylor Pratt, Chris Hart, Scott Polk, Lee Odden, Lisa Barone and so many more. In fact somewhere along the way I found Mr. Payne. According to my Twitter profile log, he was the 11th person I followed…so we’ve gotten to know each other through conversation. (Yes Lyndsay was the first).
I digress. This post is about Brent D. Payne and what I know about him. Well he has a son Luke who he loves more than anything else in the world. Apparently, he has now graduated to an exclusive class of men, even though he’s a part of the #BaldSEOs group. Honestly the best thing about Brent is his sense of humor and his ability to always lend a helping hand…no matter the time of day it would seem. He’s also got a sweet setup and a nice voice too. If I were a chick woman I would be honored to go on a date with Brent. Based on some feedback I’ve read, he’s an awesome guy.
I can see that this post is really not going anywhere that I wanted it too. Apparently my funny just isn’t working today. I wanted to make this almost like a roast of Brent D. Payne but just can’t bring myself to do it. Bottom line, if you’re on SinglesNet.com and are female (he tells me he’s not interested in men) then by all means hit him up. Hopefully I won’t be a #deadmantweeting or worse…a dead man.
Now to stop the annoying emails from SinglesNet.com from coming to my inbox…but apparently I make a desirable female.
Posted: January 4th, 2010 by Marshall
| Filed under Life, Twitter
For those of you who know me, you’ll know that I rarely have a shortage of what I consider my “million dollar ideas” to build on. In fact, I fairly regularly add to the list. A while back I wrote a post about thought vs. action. It seemed to me it was a turning point in my thought process…one of turning it into action. Fast forward a little over 6 months and where am I now? For starters, I’m off on leave (that’s really hard to say and hard to talk about). A long story short, I’m a big ass ball of stress. In addition to that my “million dollar ideas” list is larger and not a single one has been checked off anywhere near complete. There are some tiny modules that are working here and there, but nothing impressive at all.
I consistently find myself in a position where I’ve got a great idea and don’t act on it. Years back when the whole Napster vs. RIAA thing was coming to light of being illegal I was chatting with friends and telling them about a different, legal way to do MP3s on the internet and ensure the artists continued to make money. Well that idea is essentially what is now known as iTunes (and many other online music stores). At the time however, there were none…not a single online shop doing it. I’ll stamp that with a big FAIL on it as well.
Last week I was watching episode 9 (second segment) of Dragons Den on CBC. I love the show. There’s something fascinating about watching people do stupid things. But at least they’re up there doing it. I had been chatting with my brother about an idea I had which we were calling BlueBinder (@BlueBinder) and how cool it would be to pitch it on Dragons Den and get some capital, but more importantly the expert knowledge of these highly successful dragons. All five of them would be a valuable asset to the business. Well just the other week, GrubCanada pitched (successfully too I might add) and the thought of BlueBinder flickered and almost died. Then a friend forwarded me an article from TechCrunch about GrabyMyTable and it knocked another dent in the side of BlueBinder…though I’m sure OpenTable will give them a good run. Luckily there is still at least one USP (unique selling point) I have with BlueBinder and I’m hoping to capitalize and honestly competition is a good thing…it gives you someone to target. That being said, action is imminent and required IMMEDIATELY. This idea, is honestly on life support right now but can definitely be revived for huge success. I’d love to find out some information on patenting the idea/process that I have for BlueBinder’s USP.
Referencing these recent ‘insights’ I went back to have a look at the list of “million dollar ideas” and started going down the list:
- SPRY: While not a million dollar company right now, at least it’s in progress and slowly making some income. Most would consider that a good thing and I’m definitely in that boat.
- uPlay: I guess you could make this similar to Pandora—at least from my understanding of Pandora. Since I’m in Canada I have a hard time accessing it to actually test drive it.
- BlueBinder: As mentioned above, similar sites exist out in the market place that are doing certain components and other various concepts but none are actually doing it the way I think it should be done or how I want to do it.
- Community Connection: This one was a huge learning experience. Over $20k of personal cash invested in it (and still trying to pay that off) and a huge education as a result. The publishing industry is definitely an interesting one. The product was ahead of its time and I have no regrets for doing it. There’s a slight twist I’m planning to put on it that will hopefully have it making some revenue when I decide to revisit it in 2010.
- Back 2 School: I can’t take full credit for this one. A lot of the basis of this idea was from my fiancee. A mother in Ontario has done something similar (it took me forever to find in Google), though not the same concept. I even had contacted various people at Staples, Grand & Toy and Office Depot to get communications going. It’s definitely a little bit of a challenge to get high up enough into some of these organizations.
- Hotel Reviews: Again, not a complete idea of my own but the guys at Oyster are doing something similar. This one is moving forward slowly and will hopefully launch in Q1 of 2010.
The best part about ALL the ideas above is that they’re similar, not the same (with the exception of the iTunes one from the mid-90s). What does this mean? Well it means I need to take action. The only way to become successful is by taking action. It goes back to the wonderful grade 11 physics class with Dr. Flint and the whole “for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction” theory. I never realized how that would actually play over into life as well as the scientific realm.
Of course the list of “million dollar ideas” above is not complete. It also doesn’t give more then a 40,000 foot high-level view of a few of the things I’ve been thinking of. Have you got suggestions on things to add or features you’d like to see on them? Simply comment below.
My thought around this for a moral of the story is take action. And more to the point, why not take action today. Tomorrow is not a promise.
I look forward to hearing about your lost “million dollar ideas” from sitting around with inaction. More importantly I look forward to hearing your stories of success. Please, leave a comment.
Posted: December 1st, 2009 by Marshall
| Filed under Blue Binder, Code Development, Life, Travel
Yes it’s true, I’ve been thinking. Often this is something scary as the end result and it just may be in this case. As you may or may not know I’m off on a bit of an Eastern European tour. I’m sitting in the small town of Hostinée, Czech Republic right now. It’s beautiful here and so I plan to take a lot of photos. Of course, there was the connecting flight in London’s Heathrow airport that I got to spend a little too much time in as I missed my connect flight by mere minutes. Well, I missed the chance to check-in for the flight by about three minutes. I was not happy at first but took the opportunity to spend some time taking some photos and thinking. I haven’t had a chance to upload the photos or come up with a complete post around it but I’ll definitely give you a bit of a preview. It’s basically Canada vs. UK (or even Europe for that matter) and things that I know I’ll miss about this part of the world or that they’ve done right.
Honestly something as simple as actually separating the toilet and the shower/washroom makes perfect sense. I’ve yet to be in a home out here (and I’ve already been to a few) where the sink & toilet live in exclusivity alongside a bathtub or shower. To me it makes sense because it works. Just like low-flow toilets. Back home in Canada we’ve got this Americanized sense of entitlement that there will always be fresh water and a bit of a “who cares” mentality. One other thing I love…people are polite. Not only are they polite but they dress nicely too. Hard to find ‘scrubs‘ over here, unlike home…even in the office some times!
Of course I do my best thinking on my runs and finally had a chance to get out for a quick 3 miles today (or I should say 4.8 km). Everything here is metric…and I mean everything. I can’t tell them I’m 6′ 2″ (188 cm) or they look at me like I’m on drugs. Though the elevation is lower here then back home in Calgary, it’s a little more challenging as I have to watch for cars (pedestrians are truly seen as obstacles) and there’s quite a mountain climb initially. I’ll be updating my runs page off and on. The plan is to not spend a lot of time in front of the computer while here.
Oh and definitely one last thing I’ll miss that I’ll write about later would be the awesome selection of dirt cheap local brews! This country definitely knows beer!
Posted: September 14th, 2009 by Marshall
| Filed under Fitness, Life, Pointless Thoughts, Travel
I myself stand roughly 6′ 2″…a whole 4″ shorter then my younger brother. It sucks that I have to look up to him at times. This short is a different kind of short that I’m referring to though. The kind where I take a bit of a gamble on some stock that it’s going to go lower, then blow right passed another number and I’ll make some money on the difference. It’s quite exciting and an awesome opportunity to make some quick cash…if you know what you’re doing.
I myself am no self-professed expert. In fact, I’m a little naive and am extremely hopeful that analysts and gut reaction are correct. I’ve got a short sell account with TD Waterhouse and I’ve had it for quite some time. Now I’m going to use it…for the first time (I hope) to net myself almost $800 in less then an 8 hour period. I did some Google-ing to find out about various Stock Market Order Types and got some great examples and more information.
I’ve placed two orders. A short sell for stock X at $11.70CDN (it’s closing price) and one a Buy to Cover at $10.00 (still above it’s 52-week low by about $1). 500 shares on each. Now what? I sit and wait until the stock begins trading in the morning and hope to hell that I’ve set it up right. I’m contemplating calling the brokerage itself, but am too full of myself to do so. I guess within 24-hours we’ll all know how it went. Wish me luck…or skill for that matter.
Posted: September 9th, 2009 by Marshall
| Filed under Life
I have the ‘privilege’ of being on a rotating on-call schedule with my team at my ‘real job’ and this week is the first week I’ve had to carry around the BlackBerry. Our team is so awesome and things are so solid that it’s rare we get a call unless Mother Nature decides to drop something on us. So confident I tweeted about it.

Tuesday night was good. It didn’t ring. Wednesday, not so great. Let’s set the scene. A smokin’ hot fiancee who has to be in the office for a 7:00 am meeting which means a wake up before 6:00. A 13 month old asleep in her own room. Me, over tired and exhausted but in bed at a decent 10:30 pm. Fast forward to 12:53 am while we’re all dead asleep. I wake to this annoying ring, but at least now I know what the on-call phone ring sounds like. I see the number and it’s indeed a 403 area code — the same as where I work & live. I answer with what I thought was a wide awake sounding “hello” to which I receive dead air. “Hello. Hello? Yeah this is Marshall, web business on-call.” Still no answer, dead air. Then an ear shattering beep in my ear indicate new voice mail. I must’ve been a little slow to answer.
After a few rings of the phone and now the ear shattering beep, said smokin’ hot fiancee begins to stir. “Oh crap” I think to myself. “Can’t have her wake and I really don’t want to get out of bed.” So I dial into voice mail. Thank goodness the password is easy (yes, it’s 1-2-3-4)…presumably so we can remember at the hours normal people are asleep.
Well thankfully the voice mail is NOT from work. I believe they’re human, but their antics may preclude them from having a certain level of intelligence that I want to classify them in that category. Here’s the message.
My first thought is this is one of my co-workers playing a dirty prank on me. Then I realized that there’s no way any of them (specifically this one McMullen guy) could ever change his voice to be that annoying. So I laid there in a daze trying to figure out what to do.
- Call this guy back and tear him a new one? No, from the sounds of it he’d like that.
- Go downstairs, call him back and tell him how drunk he must be? No, then I have to move.
- Lay here and do nothing but go back to sleep. YES, sounds great.
So I went back to sleep. My smokin’ hot fiancee got up on time (yes her alarm work me too) and got to her meeting on time as well. I on the other hand just wanted to sleep, and sleep I did. I woke a little late, but still managed to get to work at a respectable time. I then remembered the “call” last night. I also remembered his phone number wasn’t blocked. Hopped online and punched it into Google. 403-764-7… BOOM! There it is. Some guy’s selling his Toshiba laptop on Kijiji.ca and included his number.
Now is where I have my dilemma. Do I call the guy and ask him about his laptop then break into asking if someone died last night while his sister was sleeping and his bunk boyfriend went to bed? Do I do nothing? Do I attempt to make something bigger out of this then it really is? Oh what to do, what to do? There’s honestly so much out of this I could soap box about. Like seriously, you hope I die in your sisters sleep?! Apparently he really does love me (or one of the other three guys that get the phone each month).
Tell me what to do? What would you do to have fun with this guy (and no, not in the booty call way this call was clearly about).
Posted: July 30th, 2009 by Marshall
| Filed under Life, Pointless Thoughts